This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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