imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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