You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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