69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
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I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Terrible idea I love it
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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