i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
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Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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