You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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