This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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