is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
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Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
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