I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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