Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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