Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
is it fun? or sober?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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