WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
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I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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