You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
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You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Will exercising make me less horny?
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