If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
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Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
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She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
So apparently I’m into choking now
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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