Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize