It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
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She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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