i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Randomize
