Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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