i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
