clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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