you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I think weed is turning my hair brown
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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