Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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