I want to stick my p in your. b.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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