Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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