Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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