its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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