there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
You left your phone here
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