So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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