Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
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We have started to decorate penises.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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