from now on my penis is your penis
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
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I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
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and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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