I smell stomach acid.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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