Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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