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say what?
wanna hang out?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
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At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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