question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
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