so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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