apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
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Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
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Everyone says I win the strip club
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
BRING THE BAGELS
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend