I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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