everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
you never un-have a 4some
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