Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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