hell yes lets make some ravioli
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
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I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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