He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
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