I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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