I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
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I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
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About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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