So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
he was CRYING into my vagina
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I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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