So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
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He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
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I need a burrito and a hug.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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