We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
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Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I'm too high and old for this...
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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