i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
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I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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