who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
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