How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Im part way to drunk.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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