if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
We are two peas in an std pod
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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