My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
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i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
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Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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