My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
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No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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