Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
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Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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