I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
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we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
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There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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