come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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